Now More Happier.

1.28.2005

It could be you!
(or "I guess I'll post this here too.")

So I put this on my MySpace blog, but I don't think anyone reads that considering the first post was just a link here. So anyway, here you go.


I have come to the conclusion that I need a girlfriend. Rather than do the normal thing, which I hate, I'm going to open myself (and concordantly my hot body) up to the (female) public.

So here's what you do:
1. Are you female?
2. Are you in my age group?
3. Do I know or go to school with you?
4. CAN YOU HANDLE THE HEAT????

If you can answer yes to all of those questions, you're almost there!

1. Are you significantly overweight?
2. Does that question offend you?
3. Are you some sort of amputee?
4. Do you have, or have you ever had the clap?

If you can answer no to all of those questions, you are but a short step away!

Now, all you have to do is IM me (wtfl0lstfu) with your name and some reference towards this post (ie: Hey, this is [YOUR NAME COULD BE HERE]. I think I might be able to handle the heat).

And then bam, you're done.

5 Comments:

Blogger Trevor said...

***UPDATE***
This offer is not intended for UglyGirl. She would have passed, b/c she doents know what the clap is, she just knows that something is fucked up down there.

10:37 PM

 
Blogger Daniel said...

She wouldn't have passed. She can't handle the heat.

5:19 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're sick coakley...

4:29 PM

 
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