Now More Happier.


Holy fuck, 4 updates in a day. Anyway...

Happy Birthday, Internet. I hope you have atleast 80 more so I can be around for all of them.



-- Best eye color: Blue or green
-- Best hair color: Black
-- Short or long hair: Long wins most of the time, depends on the person's face though
-- Height: 5'4" to 5'11"
-- Best weight: Not a marshmallow, not a skeleton
-- Best articles of clothing: Pants
-- Best first date location: Concert
-- Best first kiss location: Mouth


-- Best eye color: Blue or green
-- Best hair color: Black
-- Short or long hair: Long wins most of the time, depends on the person's face though
-- Height: 5'4" to 5'11"
-- Best weight: Not a marshmallow, not a skeleton
-- Best articles of clothing: Pants
-- Best first date location: Movies or something.
-- Best first kiss location: "Down there"

Hubba hubba.

Quiz Me
Daniel was
a Saucy Exterminator
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me



This is an update. I haven't done one in 9 days because there's nothing going on. I'm desperately trying to go to sleep and wake up at normal times without having to stay up way too long the day before school starts. Other than that, I still need to go clothes shopping for school and I'd like to go driving a few times but dad's pretty reluctant for some reason.



As of today, I am 17.


One of those things.

In an effort to let everyone get to know me better, I decided to fill this out. The first time, Blogger decided to be retarded and it got lost somewhere in cyber-space. I found it on Sara's blog, she found it on Amynah's blog, and now it is on my blog. It sure does get around. Hussy.

-- Name: Daniel
-- Birthdate: 08/20/1987
-- Birthplace: Chesterfield, VA
-- Current Location: Chesterfield, VA
-- Eye Color: Hazel
-- Hair Color: Dark Brown
-- Height: 6'0"-6'1"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo

-- Your heritage: Irish and Ukrainian
-- The shoes you wear: Boots. Big black ones
-- Your weakness: Sarcasm that most people can't tell is sarcastic
-- Your fears: Disease, hospitals, rappers
-- Your perfect pizza: Mushroom, Italian sausage, pepperoni. Thin crust.
-- Goals you'd like to achieve: Finishing this damn thing again.

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: heh
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Unnngh
-- Your best physical feature: My kick ass hair
-- Your bedtime: 9:30-10:30 during school. Something around 1:30 or 2:00 now.

-- Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Whichever uses more child labor
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

-- Smoke: Never
-- Cuss: Enough to get my point across
-- Sing: Only when alone
-- Take a shower everyday: I try
-- Have a crush: Probably
-- Do you think you've been in love: It's possible
-- Go to college: Off and on.
-- Liked high school: A lot, except the whole 'work' thing
-- Want to get married: Eventually
-- Believe in yourself: Of course
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: Usually
-- Think you're a health freak: Hahahahahahahahaha
-- Get along with your parents: 99% of the time
-- Like thunderstorms: They're almost as great as hurricanes
-- Play an instrument: No

-- Drank alcohol: Wine on holidays, never besides that
-- Smoked: Not tobacco
-- Done a drug: A few times
-- Had Sex: No :(
-- Made Out: Also no :(
-- Ever gone on a date: See previous 2 answers + :( :( :(
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
-- Eaten sushi: Yes
-- Been on stage: Yes
-- Been dumped: Maybe once or twice
-- Gone skating: I've rollerbladed alot, and I've been ice skating once, it was ok
-- Made homemade cookies: Maybe once or twice
-- Gone skinny dipping: Nope
-- Dyed your hair: Oh yes
-- Stolen anything: Yes

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No :(
-- If so, was it mixed company: I wish
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nope
-- Been caught "doing something": Yes
-- Been called a tease: No
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope.
-- Shoplifted: Yes, though unsuccessfully
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Never

-- Age you hope to be married: Some time in my 20s
-- Numbers and Names of Children: One or two, I don't know about names
-- Describe your dream wedding: One that involves a woman and myself
-- Where you want to go to college: HMC
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Something involving computers, h4xx0rz, and lots of money
-- What country would you most like to visit: Germany would be cool

-- Best eye color: Blue or green
-- Best hair color: Black
-- Short or long hair: Long wins most of the time, depends on the person's face though
-- Height: 5'4" to 5'11"
-- Best weight: Not a marshmallow, not a skeleton
-- Best articles of clothing: Pants
-- Best first date location: Concert
-- Best first kiss location: Mouth

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Less than a dozen, more than 2.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Precisely 0
-- Number of piercings: 0
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A lot, I'd guess
-- Number of scars on my body: A few on my knees and elbows
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Not very many



I got my school schedule today, and I'm going to end up having to change it. It sort of figures, I don't think I haven't had to screw with it yet. I guess if you don't go to ARGS you don't really know how bad our guidance department is, I think I heard it put best like: When they say jump, you say what cliff?

Anyway, here it is if anyone cares.

Photo I (Facer) [Going to change this, I don't want to be in Photo.]
Adv. Programming (Cabanos)
US History (England) [Might change this, it depends on how the CC class looks.]
English 11 (TBA) [The teacher had better not suck, please.]

Infinity Project (Cabanos)
Human Anatomy I (Minson) [Even though this class would be a really easy good grade, I'm still going to try and switch to CC chemistry which would be an even easier good grade.]
German III (Najmi)
Algebra II (TBA) [If this class isn't honors, I'm going to end up killing a small animal by the end of the year, I can just see it.]


How unfair.

My friends are getting their driver's licenses. I am getting my wisdom teeth. Figures.


Caught up in images.

I was recently shown the diary of someone I know from from school who I really don't like. I'll mention why later. But it makes me think about how caught up people are in their images and niches. And they're all fake. It's like a masquerade 8/5. I'm not sure if it's more common at ARGS than at other schools, but I definitely think it's more pronounced. It's partly, I think, because we have theatre, musical theatre, vocal, and dancing majors. I'm good friends with a few dancers, chances are if you're reading this blog, you're an exception. But I've gotten off track. The point is that they are, for the most part, attention whores. And so they're all trying to outdo each other. The emo kids are trying to be sadder and more emotional than each other. The commies are trying to be more radical and free thinking than their friends. The angsty kids are trying to outdo me. Unfortunately, they all go about it wrong. They think it's about being different to be noticed, but it's about being yourself because that's the right thing.

New FireFox button.

Spiffy, huh?

As an aside, the next person to check this blog will be view #700 since I put the counter up. I'm sort of surprised there are people who care about what I have to say. But surprised in a good way. It's touching.


8 days...

And then I am 17. I'm not terribly excited, I only hope that I get enough money to reserve a copy of Halo 2 and/or buy a snazzy watch. I think I got a grand total of something like 20-50 dollars for my 16th birthday, so I guess we'll see.

3 weeks...

And then school starts. Oh joy.


I am the Locust/More good reading.

So my dad's still not getting me mid-week soda. Whatever. I realise, however, that I drink an astounding amount. 4 bottles of dr. pepper in two days. One jug of OJ in one day. I'm just about finished with a container of tea that's atleast a foot tall and almost as wide as my hand. Ph34r.

Also, I finished reading everything on Tardblog. Hilarious stuff. Anyway, I remembered a few times it referenced Tucker Max. Being bored, I decided to check it out. Also funny. You should check it out too.

More on the Tardblog.

After some reading, I have determined that people who get very, very offended by it are morons.


Comcast Haiku

After having my connection dropped about 15 times in 10 minutes, I've decided to write a haiku for those fucks at Comcast.

Comcast how do you
Suck so badly at keeping
My internet on

I would like to add that I hope you all get sodomized with pitchforks. In Hell.

Too good not to share

This is simply too funny not to tell everyone about it. I have not laughed as hard as I did at some of these entries in a very, very long time.

Too close for comfort.

School is almost exactly a month away. I haven't gotten any of my supplies yet, or new clothes (I only really need pants, and maybe shoes). I am extremely unprepared. I am also quite unwilling. This is, in recent memory, the first year that I actually haven't wanted to go back to school. The problem might just be that I'm not bored enough. However, I think it's the fact that I'm just...the best way to describe it is tired of dealing with the people. I like a lot of them, and consider a few close friends, but I have no interest in the perpetual social dance. Constantly wondering why people don't realise that if I didn't like them, I wouldn't talk to them and that I only make fun of people I like. The few people who I don't like I simply don't interact with. It's an easy philosophy to follow, and it makes for a lot less stress.



It appears that my wisdom teeth are growing in. Either that, or I have some tiny fucking holes in my gums. Fuck.